Monday 1 March 2010

some short (ish) poetry

Things to do to your female friends. (short version)

Slap them
Pour wine on them
Cry on their shoulder
Borrow their knickers





Relationship one

Pathetic behaviour
Apathetic person
Submissive girlfriend
Stupid boyfriend
Idiotic non voters
Walking death
Patronising establishment

Oh jade are you leaving?
smug smiles all round
take a seat
you wish
you fucking whore.

But i am staying for the second half.

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